Top Ten Excuses/Reasons Republicans Aren't Supporting Governor's Budget*
10. Mad because they didn't get invited to the "Bewitched" showing at the Crest.
9. Elderly still getting assistance.
8. No special tax breaks for yacht-owners? Harrumph!
7. "The dog ate my homework," or as McCarthy says "Haven't even had a chance to read it"
6. Still trying to pitch school-lunch cuts as "Reducing Childhood Obesity" program.
5. Too busy preparing hearings on the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences decision to reject a "Best Stunt Coordinator" award. (See Governor's press release on subject):
4. Ackerman's running for Congress (No. Wait...That's not right.)
3. No calculator function in iPods McCarthy gave to his caucus.
2. Doesn't do enough for the homeless. (The second-homeless and the vacation-homeless, that is.)
1. Waiting for Industrial Light and Magic to add more special effects.